The Winter Blahs Contest So Far

Suggestions to date:
Boomer suggests skating
Pros: hats, hot chocolate
Cons: cold, exercise, protesting toddler
Chip suggests fire
Pros: No exercise. Romance potential. Tends to involve wine.
Cons: Involves money (installing working fireplace into the mantel) which is depressing,
Stace questions my coiffure
Buzz! Off topic! No soup for you!
(but yes, I’m growing my hair.)

I have a prize basket valued at over $110. Keep trying!