Aye, Captain.

In honour of tomorrow's Swank 'n' Skank drinking evening with select office colleagues, I offer the following quote:

"The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so many convicts in the death-house, but the lovely and useless things, the charming and exhilarating things, are best done by men with, as the phrase is, a few sheets in the wind."
~H.L. Mencken