Am I a nerd?

Crabby claims I’m a nerd for some of my Soundtrack of Life choices. (Some of which, I may point out, she likes too, so PHHHHHPPPPT!)
Am I a nerd? Let’s see.
Yes:
Spent morning figuring out how to run two Javascripts on one web page.
Dress up when it’s not necessary
Don’t smoke
Like Hitchhiker’s and Python
Can quote most of Caddyshack verbatim
Use words like verbatim
No:
Don’t drink White Zinfandel (nerd wine).

Umm….oh noooooooooooooooooo!