Ice Queen: The Movie
If you were casting the movie of your autobiography, who would play all the roles?
Some of these are based on looks, some on personality, some just gut instinct.

Frank: young Jimmy Stewart mixed with just a pinch of Chris Issak
Colin: ALF
Stacey: Jennifer Aniston
Patrick: Bruce Cockburn
Crabby: Catherine Zeta-Jones
Pablo: Billy Crystal in beard mode
Boomer: Woody from Toy Story
Chip:Polkaroo
Dear Friend Dave®: Brendan Fraser
Keltic Kate: Amanda Marshall
Mom: Sally Field
Dad: Tim Allen
Aunt Susan: Elizabeth Taylor
Uncle Lionel: John Cleese

But who would play me? What do you think? And Velma from Scooby Doo is NOT the answer I’m looking for.