Teething
I think I’ve got a wisdom tooth making a run for the border. My jaw is in pain and I have a great desire to chew on something.

Yes, I have all my wisdom teeth (none have come in yet…until now), my appendix, my tonsils.

Maybe they could knock me out, take all the parts I don’t need, tie my tubes, perform liposuction and send me on my merry way.

Now let’s see….we could call it: Operation Expect No Mercy From Our Badger. Sorry, I’m addicted to that generator.

Ow. Grouchy, grouchy, grouchy. What can I chew on?