I’ve Still Got It (Not Sure I Want It)
I’ve been thinking about it, and I believe a woman tried to pick me in the elevator at my Dentist’s yesterday.

I can’t explain exactly why I think this. It’s a gut instinct. She kept gushing about my coat ($10 vinyl leatherette from Le Chateau) and trying to make conversation. I finally had to pull out my cell phone to give her the hint. She seemed perfectly normal – not a psycho hosebag or anything. I guess I’m just irresistible.

Movies to rent:
Novacaine
Little Shop of Horrors