Not Just White Trash, But Every Colour of the Rainbow!
Went to Gerrard Square Mall. Home of the Mullet, acid wash jeans and a strange accent. It’s ‘Shwa in the City! City TV should be picking up the rights for the series any day now.

Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome
Um…don’t severe and acute mean pretty much the same thing? I guess they needed a vowel to make a good acronym.

Ice Prince Promoted
Ice Prince has been promoted from the toddler room to the preschool room. I suspect it was self-defence. He is about 15 lbs heavier and 5 inches taller than all of the other toddlers. It’s like Andre the Giant playing with the Munchkins from Wizard of Oz. When asked to comment on the move, Ice Prince said “Not a baby, a big kid!”