Thursday, March 13, 2003

Be Thirsty….Be Very Thirsty…….
The Icicle Fief has now moved to Orange Alert on its Official Patio Watch®.

Any weather remotely resembling Patio Weather will be immediately and decisively acted upon.

All troops in the Bloor/Church area are advised to be ready for action at any time.

Besides Duct Tape, it is highly recommended that you join a vague but important sounding committee outside your own department. That way, when Patio Weather hits, you can say “Gotta run. It’s my weekly Intranet Redesign Javascript Active-X Control Coding Committee Meeting.” Make sure it sounds technical enough to scare your boss away from wanting to attend as well.

Be all that you can be....


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