Kiss My Shui Mai
So in Newfoundland you have to drink screech and kiss a cod to become a true Newfoundlander®.
I think there should be a similar indoctrination for Torontonians. But what?
Drink a triple shot non-fat decaf mocha frapuccino and kiss Enza Supermodel?
Drink a Kiwi Bubble Tea and kiss a plaster moose?
Drink a 1989 Chateau Lafite Rothschild and kiss your wallet goodbye?
Drink a cup of Lake Ontario water and kiss your innards goodbye?
Drink an organic fair trade coffee and kiss Olivia Chow?
Drink a Chai and french kiss Kyle Rae?
What do you think? Those of you in other locales unfamiliar with “The Big Smoke” can tell us indoctrination ceremonies for where you live.
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