Thursday, July 24, 2003

Exqueeze me? A Baking Powder?
I dearly love my mom, but her hearing isn't what it used to be.

I told her at the spa this weekend I was getting a body polish and a massage. She thought I said I was getting a Polish Enema and asked if a Polish Sausage was involved.


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