I can stop anytime I want to

Chip Tijuana questions how I can afford to get the cat reupolstered, buy gourmet pretzels and all get those hats.

The answer? I can't. Hence the Job Interview next week to support my hat habit.

And Chip doesn't even know about the mother of all my habits, the Wine Habit.

Anybody wanna buy a kidney? I'd be a surrogate mom, but according to the ads, I'm too old—which is exactly 24 days older than Brett.