Not a Creature Was Stirring

Here I am at work, and know what? No one else is here. I swear.

It is way too quiet, there are way too many gummy bears on David's desk callling eeeeeeeeaaaaatttt meeeeeeeee, and I have some god awful song stuck in my head that Ice Prince's new electronic train plays (it's a particularly tinny and festive version of Jingle Bells.)

I'm going home and having a bath. Yep, you heard me. With my nice new lavender soap from Provence. Hopefully Ice Prince will be nice and not try to use my new standing mixer to make me a jacuzzi.