Ice Queen Finds Third Nipple
So I could finally have a shower today. I take my clothes off, look in the mirror and AAAAAGGGGGGGH! What the hell is that?????!!!!! It...it looks like a third nipple!

Well, it turns out it was just one of those metal diode things they stick to you so that they can attach monitors to you while you're under.

Sheesh.

(Do not insert Chandler Bing nubbins comments. Thanks.)