Groan
Sister Staceypatrick e-mailed me a nun joke, which reminded me of my favourite nun joke.

Mother Superior goes up to the Bishop.
"Father, she says, " I have news. I don't know quite how to tell you, but one of my nuns has a case of syphilis."
"Lovely, lovely," exclaims the Bishop, "it'll make a nice change of pace from those cases of Chablis we've been drinking."