Elmo in Da Hood
For Christmas, the Ice Prince received Hokey Pokey Elmo: Spawn of Satan. Is it as annoying as it seems? You bet. However, it does have a redeeming feature. I.P. had Elmo positioned on a shelf with some wooden nutcracker soldiers. Some of the soldiers fell down when Elmo was turning around. Finally, when Elmo was "putting his right foot, right foot out, right foot in" it looked like he was kicking the soldier in the head as he lay on the floor. Gangsta Elmo --now that's entertainment!
It could have been worse. He could have gotten this.