From the Annals of Say What?
My party posse yesterday last saw me heading off to the Hosiery Dept at The Bay to buy new nylons (after having removed them at the shop, see below post).

Anyhow, one of the pairs of nylons I bought came with bonus "Hosiery Crystals". You stick 'em on your nylons. Cool enough. Anyhow the application instructions include:
"Do not apply stones onto the eyeball or mucous membranes." Oooooooookay.....

And I told my mom I got a stylized phoenix tattoo. "A stylized penis tattoo?" she replied. Sigh.

And yes, it washes off.