Today, It’s All About Terry
For years, you’ve been running, hiding from the long arm of the law. Sleeping in ditches, drinking from rivers, eating tree fruit. Bathing in birdbaths. You haven’t seen your family in years. You’ve had plastic surgery. But still you drag that ragged piece of terry cloth like a banner of anarchy. Well, the wait is over. Today, you regain your dignity.
It’s August 28th and that means it’s Towel Amnesty Day!
Do you honestly think I would make something like this up?
Famous Towel Quotes
“You sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.”
Woman opens door in towel. “Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo."
The first is a no brainer, but can you identify the second? WITHOUT using google or yahoo, you cheaters (Beco).
And a great towel-named website:
Go frolic in their loopy cottony goodness.