Polish for the teeth and polish for the nails
Just came from the dentist. The hygenist came up with a new piece of equipment to torture me with that involves water, blood, and spinning wheels that squeal. Ugh! And they found that one of my teeth will take 18 MONTHS to recover from my wisdom tooth extraction. Can I go on Long Term Disability?

Anyhow, I have a brilliant idea. Who like going to the dentist? Who would like going to the dentists better if, whilst you were pronce in the chair, you were receivin a manicure and pedicure? Even better if it can be hidden in you insurance claim and paid for.