I am not a geek, but my friends and coworkers are...

I am 28% geek

I am a geek liaison, which means I go both ways. I can hang out with normal people or I can hang out with geeks which means I often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where I have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which I am proud. In fact, I often act as a translator. Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend. Me [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines! Geek [to Me]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals! Me [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.

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