Look at me! Brain the size of a planet and they’ve got me writing memos…
The older I get, the more stupid I feel.
I used to be brilliant and talented. I could write amazing poetry, understand algebra, explain subatomic particles and fix a car. Now, I can’t figure out how they get the peanut butter in those chocolate cups.
What happened? I blame moving from Glencoe. As soon as I had to get a job to pay bills and became a small fish in a huge polluted pond, my genius evaporated. Or maybe I just killed my brain cells with Long Island Iced Tea in the late 80s.
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