Fringe Festival
So I told Boomer I was going to get bangs and he was adamantly opposed. I was a bit taken aback by his vehemence, I must admit. And now I read THIS. Now, I don’t normally hold truck with the National Post (archaic phrase there for ya, Chip), but I’m worried that word got out to the public that I was getting bangs, and now it’s going to sweep the nation. And I, dear readers, will remain unfringed.

I’m thinking I might do it. Whaddya think?