In honour of the Pope feeling better, here's a joke my Nana told me years ago.
"When the cardinals met when the pope died, there was much discussion. They simply could nor agree on a successor and there was arguing. No one could hear anyone else speak. It was mayhem. Finally, one particularly sane and logical fellow said, "Why don't we just take a poll?" So they did."
(Get it? A Pole? One who is Polish? It's funnier out loud.)