If Your Life Were a Reality Show.....
1. What would it be called?
2. What would the theme song be?
3. What cheesy b-list star would you want on when the ratings started to slip?
4. Who would your corporate sponsor(s) be?


Mine would be:
1. "What's an Ice Girl Like You Doing In A Place Like This?"
2. "I'll stop the world and melt with you..."
3. Chris Makepeace from My Bodyguard and Meatballs . But not cheesy enough. Maybe....Al Yankovic! Yes!
4. Brought to you by: DIM Pantyhose and the Australian Wine Council