Thursday, May 13, 2004

Our Team By Any Other Name Would Not Smell As Sweet, Although From the Sound of His Blog, Neither Will Mikevil Once He Starts Running and Sweating
Mikevil has not yet responded on whether we can call our Pride Run Team: Team Queen. The only other name I will consider is The Moe Szyslak Experience featuring The Ice Queen.

Captain Consumer
At lunchtime I walked down to Planet Aid and bought:
Fushia skirt
Fushia top
Pale Pink Top
Pale Pink Suedette Jacket (Retro –from the 60s)
It’s much better than it sounds.

Ice Queen Predicts the Future
On the way down Yonge Street, there was a mad fellow behind me muttering “Fing this and f’ing that. Smash Everything. Smash!” So being the good Torontonian I am, I carefully let him pass, without making him notice that I was trying to avoid him “Hmmm,” thought I, “He seemed kinda violent. It’s a wonder you never hear about people like that attacking someone.”

Two blocks later, the police were handcuffing him, while a young man seemed to be explaining what happened to the police. He looked shaken, but not hurt.

And Because We Have New Readers
A Rerun of one of last summer’s Greatest Ice Queen Hits:

Hot town, summer in the city
Back on Spadina getting dirty and gritty
Flute guy, isn't it a pity
Doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city
All around, ducks looking half dead
Walking on the sidewalk, slimy like a fish head

But at noon the girls will come
Go out and eat dim sum
"Come on bring that cart o'er here
Chicken feet? Keep going, dear."

And babe, don't you know it's a pity
The shoes only come in size 5
In the summer, on Spadina
In the summer, on Spadina

Cool town, girls in the city
Dressing so fine and looking so pretty
Pokemon and Hello Kitty
Seems they're in every corner of the city
Till I'm wheezing like a bus stop
Running up the stairs, gonna eat and then shop

And babe, don't you know it's a pity
The shoes only come in size 5
In the summer, on Spadina
In the summer, on Spadina

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