It's MY day, dammit!
Mother's Day is a very important occassion to me because I have earned it.
Boy, have I earned it.
What do I want for Mother's Day? Thank you, dear reader, for inquiring.
1. The book Three Martini Playdate
2. Lingerie, nylons and other flimsies
4. Take in food
5. A long bath that doesn't involve ducks or boats.
6. Tulips or any flowers but carnations
7. No tantrums
9. Any Bloom County books I don't already own