Forbidden Words!
You heard it here first: Matt Groening's Forbidden Words for 2003.
(Note: I am officially rescuing "sassy" off the list and plan to use it daily. Sassy!)
Feel free to add your own. I'm adding "Paris Hilton", "Neverland", "Spend" (as a noun) and "Socialized" (as in "I socialized this idea before I implemented it.")

CODE RED
KILLER AP
FENG SHUI
USA PATRIOT ACT
SAME OLD SAME OLD
CODE YELLOW
OPERATION INFINITE JUSTICE
BLOGOSPHERE
REALITY TV
FAITH-BASED
THE EVIL ONES
ADVERTORIAL
TOTAL INFORMATION AWARENESS PROGRAM
BRAIN FART
NO-BRAINER
SYNERGY
CODE GREEN
TOFURKEY
TO DIE FOR
LEFT COAST
AXIS OF EVIL
IN DENIAL
AFFORDABLE
TOON
RACIAL PROFILING
PASSÉ
UPSKIRT
CODE BLUE
AWARD-WINNING
WAY COOL
MEME
SASSY
CLOSURE
EXTREME
MUST-HAVE
STARTER MARRIAGE
CODE ORANGE
AT THE END OF THE DAY
WEAPONIZE