Ice Prince Speaks
What’s a good Hallowe’en costume for an adult?
IP: An elephant. Or a scary monster.
What’s your favourite song?
IP: O Canada. (Sings it)
“God keep our land, obvious and free…”
What’s your favourite instrument?
IP: A drum!
What does mommy do while you’re at school?
IP: She goes to work.
What does she do there?
IP: She works!
What’s the silliest thing you’ve ever seen mommy do?
What’s a good present for a one-year old boy?
IP: Bubblegum and candy.
Who’s your best friend at school?
What’s the best thing about school?
What’s the worst thing about school?
What do you want to be when you’re big?
IP: A firefighter!
When are you taking Crabby out for fries?
(answer very long and unintelligible, punctuated by jumping up and down.)
Can I have a bite of your Rice Krispy Square?
IP: No, you gave me this as my treat. If you wanted one, you should have got one for yourself.