Ice Prince Speaks

What’s a good Hallowe’en costume for an adult?
IP: An elephant. Or a scary monster.

What’s your favourite song?
IP: O Canada. (Sings it)
“God keep our land, obvious and free…”

What’s your favourite instrument?
IP: A drum!

What does mommy do while you’re at school?
IP: She goes to work.
What does she do there?
IP: She works!

What’s the silliest thing you’ve ever seen mommy do?
IP: Dance!

What’s a good present for a one-year old boy?
IP: Bubblegum and candy.

Who’s your best friend at school?
IP: Nobody.

What’s the best thing about school?
IP: Gym.

What’s the worst thing about school?
IP: Nothing.

What do you want to be when you’re big?
IP: A firefighter!

When are you taking Crabby out for fries?
(answer very long and unintelligible, punctuated by jumping up and down.)

Can I have a bite of your Rice Krispy Square?
IP: No, you gave me this as my treat. If you wanted one, you should have got one for yourself.