Cheap Date
There has been some talk of what Ice Prince is wearing for Hallowe’en. Here’s a picture of it. I got it at Value Village for $6. Hurrah! It’s much cuter in person.

Unfortunately, the cat likes it too. We found him, errr…., humping the costume last night.

Paying My Respects to Rodney Dangerfield
“With girls, I don't think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. I got Windex.”
”I'm trying a new diet now. The diet is Viagra and prune juice. I tell ya, I don't know if I'm coming or going.”
“Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?”
“Now I know why tigers eat their young.”
“Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.”
“Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dogfood. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.”