Another exciting hot weekend lying prone in my backyard
In Toronto, we have splash pads and wading pools for kiddies in our parks.

They don't open until the last week of June.

The humidex here today makes it feel like 38 degrees Celsius. Which is, like, 134 degrees Fahrenheit. Approximately.

I hope the doorknob who picked the start date has an west facing bachelor apartment with no airconditioning.

Asshole.