Yes, I Was A Child Bride
So my 13th Wedding Anniversary is tomorrow. According to this, I should be receiving lace and fur. Hot damn!

“What are you going to get me for our anniversary?” I asked Fresh.
“My undying affection.” he said.
“But that’s what you got me last year!” I wailed.

Actually, my anniversary present is that the election will be over. I get my Fresh back! Hurrah!