Culture Moment!
My favourite french poem, in honour of Snobby going to Montreal:

(I apologize for the mangled French. It's part memory loss and part linguistic incompetence.)

Le petit chat gris gris
A fait du pis pis
Sur le tapis
Son maman a dit
“Ce ne pas gentil
lever son queue
devant ses monsieurs”.

I'll translate later if there are any requests. But it's much better in French.