Somebody Stop Me!
I noticed from my stats that someone from the Teacher's Internet of London and District has visited the Fief. This means that either
1. My father or
2. My Grade 10 Geography teacher (blambdad)
now knows about my inner slut.

Luckily, being a shameless drunk, as Crabby has pointed out, I shouldn't be bothered.

Oh dear, now they'll know I'm a shameless drunk too.