Mommy Needs Two Hands To Lift Her Pint
I’ve been watching Sex and the City reruns, and I kind of like them. Actually, Carrie is the chracter I like the least.
Crabby and I got into a discussion about which characters represent us. I figured Miranda was me, and then I found this quote which confirmed it:
Samantha: I'm so sick of these people with their children. I'm telling you, they're everywhere! Sitting next to me in first class, eating at the next table at John Schu— [A child runs by.] Look at that. This place is for double cappuccinos, NOT double strollers. [Glances at Miranda.] I'm sorry.
Miranda: Hey, no need to apologize. I wouldn't bring Brady here. Mommy needs two hands to eat her eight-dollar cake!
Charlotte: You're not going to defend children?
Miranda: No, I don't like any children but my own.
New Wit and Wisdom of the Ice Prince Things
IP: Nana, I know a word that starts with the letter “M”!
Nana: What’s that?
Nana: Yummy doesn’t start with “M”.
IP: Sure it does! rubs tummy Mmmmmmm……yummy!
IP: Mommy, kiss me:
I kiss him, he falls backwards on his bed
IP: Whoa! My brain is full of love!
IP: Psst, know what I do when Nana does something I don’t like? I come down the stairs with my pants off.