Ice Queen VOTES!
Welcome to our live Election Day coverage. We at the Icicle Fief are predicting a Conservative Minority. Let’s go to our correspondent Ice Prince for commentary. Ice Prince? What are your thoughts on a Conservative government?
Thank you, IP, for that insightful report.
Later on, we have a panel discussion with my cats Leo and Mel. We couldn’t get Jean (sorry…Jian) Ghomeshi. He had an appointment for a colonic irrigation.