The Red Book: A Manifesto for the New Sue
It begins with the hair and goes from there.
So now I’m on a diet. No…really. No booze. So sad! And exercise. Yawn. Watch this space for Paypal contributions to my Christmas liposuction fund.
I will have a new job within 8 months.
I will keep the house neat and tidy and armadillo-free.
I will NOT dress like Stevie Nicks.
I will not be afraid to ask for what I want.
I will smile. Sometimes.
I will not leave all my clothes and books next to the bed.
I will learn to do something: like play an instrument or speak a language or pole dancing.
I will drink more water and more milk.
I will not throw out pans just because they're too dirty to contemplate scrubbing.
I will stop typing and get to work.
I will start……..wait for it……NOW!