Ice Queen Seeks Hobby
I’ve always wanted to have a cool hobby. Sister Staceypatrick has bellydancing, and wants me to join, but I can’t. It’s her thing. It would be like going bike riding with Lance Armstrong or doing improv with Robin Williams.

But I found something unique. Something no one else does that could be MINE! What do you think?

I was really only joking…but maybe it’s not so crazy after all. Well, okay, it is crazy. That’s what I like about it.