Today's Song in Your Head You Won't be Able To Get Rid Of

Bloody freakin' sick again today. Been up all night and wrote you a New Tune on err..Friday.

To the Tune of Dennis Leary's I'm An Asshole. If you haven't heard it, you must. I didn't write the whole thing, I'm sick. Cut me some slack.

I'm just a regular girl with a regular job
I'm your average white urbanite snob
I like napping and cooking and hosting galore
Got a house in East York with a nice hardwood floor
My spouse and my kid, my lawn and my cats
My pedicured feet and Australian Shraz

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a girl like me interested
I've got to go out and have fun at outrageous expense

I buy Grande Lattes with choclate on top
And imported stockings at 15 bucks a pop

I'm the Ice Queen
I'm the Ice Queen

I wear power suits and I wear power heels
I shop Value Village and get some great deals

I'm the Ice Queen
I'm the Ice Queen

Sometimes I'm mean to clingy shop clerks
I don't suffer fools and I don't humour jerks

I'm the Ice Queen
I'm the Ice Queen

I-C-E Q-U-E-E-N
Say it with me
I-C-E Q-U-E-E-N
I-C-E Q-U-E-E-N