List Day in the Fief

Feel free to start your own or add to mine.

Skills every child should know:
How to use chopsticks
How to open a door with a credit card
How to hot wire a car
How to get red wine stains out of white carpet
How to drive on black ice
How to cook
How to fix a car, or a least know what needs fixing
How to choose an avocado
How to fold a fitted sheet (sadly, I still have no clue and ball them up)

Rejected Songs for my Gala Supplier Appreciation Luncheon
Big Pimpin’
Gonna Make You Sweat
Bootylicious
A Little Less Conversation
The Thong Song
Superfreak
Build Me Up Buttercup
You Never Give Me Your Money