Not Very Witty and Definitely Not Wise
The Santa Claus Parade was great. Ice Prince had a curbside seat. The parade rolled by. He was a bit bored, but well-behaved.
“As soon as the Burlington Band comes by, Santa’s next!” said the woman in front of me.
Out comes the Burlington band. This is a gigantic band. They were packed right to the curb.
“Pull your feet in, “ I told Ice Prince. He did.
Then he turns around, gives me an evil grin and sticks his leg back out, tripping a flautist, who luckily didn’t actually fall.
Santa was right behind.
Way to go, kid. The naughtiest thing you’ve done in your 5 years and you do it RIGHT IN FRONT OF SANTA.