Friday, March 19, 2004

Test O' The Week

The Pulmonary Function Test on April 2nd, whereby they put me in a plexiglass box, make me breathe carbon monoxide and then measure how much carbon monoxide I breathe out.

Maybe they figure if they try hard enough, they can kill me and then they won't have to make a diagnosis.

Why do none of these tests involve pedicures and Shiraz?

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