Hell Freezes Over...Pigs Fly....
I just bought a pair of track pants with WORDS ON THE ASS.
I didn't want to, but I'm going to the gym tonight and they were only $3.99 at the fall-off-the-truck store. And they are comfy. I could become trailer trash if I weren't so vain.
I'll try to get a picture of them tonight.
In the meantime, try to guess what they say. No, not Wide Load.