Monday, May 02, 2011

VOTE FOR MY CAT, LEO!

NOTE PHOTO: Full Disclosure!  You don't often get that from a candidate!
  • He is a cat of colour (black*)
  • He is transgendered (fixed)
  • He has successfully run his own pest control business since 1999
  • He was born in the riding. His father was in retail (a variety store cat) and his mom was a stay-at-home mom.
  • He is a strong advocate of change, especially when his litter has that not so fresh feeling
  • He has 80 human years of experience 
  • He is not into party politics. If we have a party, he prefers to hide under the bed. 
  • He does not impose doctrine on anyone. Leo has no love for doctorin’, especially if it means getting poked with needles or having thermometers stuck up his behind.
  • He is not dogmatic. Occasionally catatonic.
  • Has only used catnip medicinally.
  • Won't slash any funding. He's declawed.
* Okay, he's not totally black.  He looks black, but as you can see from the picture, he seems to have a white under layer.  We believe he is a Smoke Cat, which is a rare fur colour mutation.  We are also unable to produce his birth certificate, but swear he was not born in Kenya.  He has also never had a massage; he hates having his belly touched.

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