Bring it On!
Back to Dr. Hibbert yesterday. I got an inhaler and a different antibiotic: "Doxycycline is used to treat bacterial infections, including pneumonia, lyme disease, acne, venereal (sexually transmitted) diseases, and inhalational anthrax (after exposure). It also is used to prevent malaria."

Well, that pretty much covers all bases. I'll have clean skin, can sleep around with impunity and am safe from terrorist chemical attacks. What could be better?