We are now exiting the Forest of Darkness. Please wait until the ride has come to a complete stop before unbuckling your seatbelt. Please ensure you have all your belongings when leaving the forest. Thank you for choosing the Forest of Darkness for your nervous breakdown needs. If you enjoyed your visit, please consider visiting our partner sites: Melancholy Mountain, the Pond of Petulance, Lake Wobegon, and Oshawa.