Update.
Friday my stomach swelled to epic proportions. I looked like I was 7 months pregnant. None of my clothes fit. I had to wear knee highs to my hair appointment. Got lovely blonde highlights. Came home. Had fever.
Saturday: Slept.
Sunday Slept. Watch Queer Eye marathon. Lungs hurt.
Monday: Had to come to work to do some stuff. Got appointment for second round interview for Dream Job®! Hurrah! Need to make appointment with Dr. Hibbert to ensure I'm healthy enough for Thursday interview. Stomach is almost back to normal, but I still don't fit really well into business wear.

That's all. Life is good overall.