What I Did at 8:30 am This Morning. In Haiku.

Nice lobby you have.
The props guy from Alien
Designed your couch, no?

A new manicure
Nylons and management hair
Is it all for naught?

Smile at reception
And at the security guy
Good karma can’t hurt

All questions must start
“Tell me about a time when”
Fine, fine, be that way.

Job interview done.
I’m special, dammit, special!
Oh well, that’s your loss.

Epilogue
Sweet smell of success?
Nope, next cubicle over
Has onions for lunch.