Blogger is being a total pig today.

Anyhow, sugarmama is writing haikus about bloggers, but has not yet written about me, despite the offer of a large sum in Canadian Tire money. So I've started my own blogger haiku:

Crabby’s a lady
Her shoes are too small for her
Damn you, shoes! Damn you!

Sister has a cat
And another cat and look!
There is one more cat.

Boomer's a lurker
Grr grr grr I'm mad at him
or maybe I'm not