tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38231112024-03-13T08:22:16.021-04:00Ice QueenI scream you scream we all scream for Ice Queen!Susan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.comBlogger1253125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823111.post-25625384290406068252012-03-22T08:16:00.000-04:002012-03-22T08:16:55.840-04:00Douglas Adams was<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rai_stones" target="_blank"> right about giant currency</a>.<br />
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<strong>Marie Curie</strong><br />
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"<span class="body">I have no dress except the one I wear every day. If you are going to be kind enough to give me one, please let it be practical and dark so that I can put it on afterwards to go to the laboratory.</span> "<br />
<span class="bodybold"><a href="http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/m/mariecurie402035.html">Marie Curie</a> </span><br />
Marie Curie was AWESOME. She got turned down to attend the University of Poland, so she went to University of Paris instead where she was the first woman to be granted a doctorate. She got a Nobel Prize in Physics (with her husband) and in Chemistry (by herself). She was also the first woman to teach at the Sorbonne.<br />
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She invented the word "radioactivity". She discovered two elements: Polonium (named after her home country) and radium.<br />
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She died of complications from years of exposure to radiation. Even today her cookbooks are too dangerous to handle and are kept in a lead lined box.<br />
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Her daughter won a Nobel Prize too!Susan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823111.post-46301295420874915512011-11-03T09:47:00.000-04:002011-11-03T09:47:23.792-04:00Here's a poem I wrote my Mom for her birthday yesterday. Maybe you will like it.<br />
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<b>No. 2</b><br />
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this was a poem<br />
about sparrows<br />
fat and mud brown<br />
puffy pinatas<br />
full of bird seed and stuffing<br />
stuffed with it<br />
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a poem about<br />
dust battles and dry leaves<br />
and commotion<br />
about brown & grey <br />
and candy wrappers <br />
and crumb battles<br />
and a day the colour<br />
of gravy<br />
of pencil lead<br />
of November<br />
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but the sun crept into this poem<br />
licking between the lines<br />
slinking along the ligatures<br />
soft on padded feet<br />
bright and silent<br />
as an e<br />
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the sparrows<br />
like fleeing punctuation<br />
rose and dotted the sky<br />
all pauses and exclamation<br />
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now this is a poem about<br />
a warm patch of sun curled with yellow yawns around the day<br />
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and dreams with wingsSusan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823111.post-53470872441095013912011-09-18T06:05:00.000-04:002011-09-18T06:05:43.305-04:00<span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><strong>The Amazing Kay Anderson, Your Friend!</strong></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;">Found her on Kijiji. This woman is so multi-talented, she will rid you of snakes, perform for your children, buy your house, pick up your dog poop and count your inventory. All with NO SMOKE BREAKS (during job)! Here are some exerpts from her ads, seriously, must be read to be appreciated:</span><br />
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<div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">SNAKE PROOF Your BASEMENT & Yard! No More LEAKY Basements! <!-- google_ad_section_end -->NEW Construction System keeps out rats, snakes, mice, ants and insects from entering basement levels (with windows closed).Serious inquiries only.. cash in hand. $30,000 plus hst. Added fees apply if snakes in basement already. Installation time approximately 3-4 weeks conditional on city inspections.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Arial;"></span> </div><div>ALL Types Wallpaper SALE! Just $28/hr! Plus Supplies</div><div> </div><div>RACCOON REPELLANT Applied for You $50 plus HST</div><div> </div><div>SAVE $100 On Your Next Accurate COUNT! Use OUR InventoryServices </div><li><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: yellow;">Healthy!</span> Drug Free! (& Non-smoking at least on shift!) No Smoke Breaks needed! </span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: yellow;">Cooperative!</span> Willing to wear Gloves, Hair Nets, whatever!</span> </li><br />
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<li><span style="font-family: Arial;">Teaching Techniques that foster INDEPENDANT Learning and Love of Finding TRUTH, KNOWLEDGE, and EXPLORING the WONDERS and MYSTERIES of The World are basic to my services.</span> </li><br />
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BIRKS! Porcelain 3 Angel Set OCCUPIED JAPAN suspected!<span id="preview-local-desc"> </span><!-- google_ad_section_end --><div> </div><div><!-- google_ad_section_end --><!-- google_ad_section_end --></div><br />
<div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Still in the BIRKS Box with Original Wrapping.. this set of 3 Porcelain Angel Figurines compete with Llandro and other FINE Porcelain Figurines. Each has the BIRKS Sticker on the bottom and is stamped "JAPAN". </span><span style="font-family: Arial;">Waiting for BIRKS to get back with the documented info.. could be old enough to be Occupied Japan.. ? I doubt it but they will check for me. Just too new looking for that.. however.. we'll see what BIRKS say in writing! Meanwhile.. get it NOW for just the $125 plus HST!</span></div><div>Doggie Clean Up Services.. just $20 a Visit! <span style="font-family: Arial;">Made in Canada ONLY Plastic Bags a bit larger than the pestilence carrying made in chine ones, filled to the tie. Before and After Photos of Totally BALD Yards from neighbors and family dogs.. </span></div><div> </div><div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->HOUSE to Assume Payments Will Pay Seller $4,400 & RE</div><div> </div><div>Check out all the ads in full here: <a href="http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-PostersOtherAds-W0QQUserIdZ54453517">http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-PostersOtherAds-W0QQUserIdZ54453517</a></div><!-- google_ad_section_end -->Susan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823111.post-87442481814337932972011-08-30T10:22:00.000-04:002011-08-30T10:22:29.055-04:00<strong>For Stacey (the one who likes to cook, not the one who likes to bellydance)</strong><br />
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<strong>Pumpkin Scones Recipe</strong><br />
INGREDIENTS:<br />
2 cups all-purpose flour<br />
7 tablespoons granulated sugar<br />
1 tablespoon baking powder<br />
1/2 teaspoon salt<br />
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon<br />
1/4 teaspoon ground ginger<br />
1/2 cup canned pumpkin<br />
3 tablespoons half-and-half<br />
1 large egg<br />
6 tablespoons cold butter<br />
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PLAIN GLAZE:<br />
1 cup plus 1 tablespoon powdered sugar<br />
2 tablespoons whole milk<br />
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SPICED ICING:<br />
1 cup plus 3 tablespoons powdered sugar<br />
2 tablespoons half and half cream<br />
1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon<br />
pinch ground ginger<br />
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INSTRUCTIONS:<br />
1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F.<br />
2. Combine flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon and 1/4 teaspoon ginger in a large bowl.<br />
3. In a separate medium bowl, whisk together pumpkin, half-and-half, and egg.<br />
4. Cut butter into cubes then add it to the dry ingredients. Mix with your hand, rubbing the butter in until it is the texture of cornmeal or coarse sand.<br />
5. Fold wet ingredients into dry ingredients, then form the dough into a ball. Pat out dough onto a lightly floured surface and form it into a 1-inch thick disk. Vut it into eight triangles, like a pizza, and seperate them a bit so they can spread.<br />
6. Bake for 14 to 16 minutes on a baking sheet that has been lightly oiled or lined with parchment paper. Scones should begin to turn light brown. Watch them, they burn quickly near the end!<br />
7. While scones cool, prepare plain glaze by combining ingredients in a medium bowl with an electric mixer on medium speed. Mix until smooth.<br />
8. When scones are cool, use a brush to paint a coating of the glaze over the top of each scone.<br />
9. As that white glaze firms up, prepare spiced icing by combining ingredients in another medium bowl with an electric mixer on medium speed. Drizzle this thicker icing over each scone and allow the icing to dry before serving (at least 1 hour). A squirt bottle works great for this, or you can drizzle with a whisk.Susan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823111.post-89445791467306583702011-05-02T06:45:00.001-04:002011-05-02T08:15:50.921-04:00<div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mO9qq345wZI/Tbx3PGf4zSI/AAAAAAAAAOA/4DCCI25M4JA/s1600/002.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mO9qq345wZI/Tbx3PGf4zSI/AAAAAAAAAOA/4DCCI25M4JA/s320/002.JPG" width="320" /></a><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>VOTE FOR MY CAT, LEO!</b></span></div><br />
NOTE PHOTO: Full Disclosure! You don't often get that from a candidate!<br />
<ul><li>He is a cat of colour (black*)</li>
<li>He is transgendered (fixed)</li>
<li>He has successfully run his own pest control business since 1999</li>
<li>He was born in the riding. His father was in retail (a variety store cat) and his mom was a stay-at-home mom. </li>
<li>He is a strong advocate of change, especially when his litter has that not so fresh feeling</li>
<li>He has 80 human years of experience </li>
<li>He is not into party politics. If we have a party, he prefers to hide under the bed. </li>
<li>He does not impose doctrine on anyone. Leo has no love for doctorin’, especially if it means getting poked with needles or having thermometers stuck up his behind.</li>
<li>He is not dogmatic. Occasionally catatonic.</li>
<li>Has only used catnip medicinally.</li>
<li>Won't slash any funding. He's declawed.</li>
</ul>* Okay, he's not totally black. He looks black, but as you can see from the picture, he seems to have a white under layer. We believe he is a Smoke Cat, which is a rare fur colour mutation. We are also unable to produce his birth certificate, but swear he was not born in Kenya. He has also never had a massage; he hates having his belly touched.Susan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823111.post-69594693497028064662011-04-27T14:20:00.001-04:002011-04-27T14:37:48.854-04:00<b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: large;">In <i>Roman Holiday</i>, there is a Vespa and no Cats are Harmed</span></b><br />
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So I changed the blog template to a gas flame from a stove. I thought maybe I should change my blog name to "Gas Queen" but.....<br />
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New topic: I hate the movie <i>Breakfast at Tiffany's.</i> HATE. I feel like I should like it, feel as if I lose some cool cred disliking it, but I do not like it, Sam I am! Here's why:<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-2E9IplyFLAI/TbhZnMeDQ5I/AAAAAAAAAN8/G_XtDkFTpu0/s1600/rhubard.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-2E9IplyFLAI/TbhZnMeDQ5I/AAAAAAAAAN8/G_XtDkFTpu0/s1600/rhubard.jpg" /></a></div><ul><li>Tiffany’s is a boring store. If I were to gaze into a window, it would be Pet Smart, LCBO, Pusateri’s… yeah. <i>Breakfast at Pusateri’</i>s staring at the giant reserved wheels of Parmesan Reggiano. Swoon!</li>
<li>Sally Tomato, Sing Sing, Drugs</li>
<li>Refusing to name her cat.</li>
<li>Rusty Trawler</li>
<li>Mickey Rooney</li>
<li>Lula Mae Barnes. </li>
<li>Cracker Jack (cliche and the prizes are no good anymore, just stickers, and there are barely any peanuts now)</li>
<li>Brazil?</li>
<li>Holly throws the cat from the taxi into the pouring rain.</li>
</ul><b>FULL STOP. </b><br />
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I don’t care if it’s just a movie. You don’t do that. EVER. Luckily, “Cat” was a consummate actor named <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orangey">Orangey</a> who went on to win two “Oscars” (the Patsy, for animals) one of which was for his own movie <i>Rhubarb</i> BEFORE <i>Breakfast at Tiffany’s</i> so neener neener neener.<br />
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Moon River is okay, but only when Nelson Muntz is in the audience.<br />
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And I do love Deep Blue Something's song<i> Breakfast at Tiffany's.</i> Which always bothered me, until I found out that the movie he wrote the song about was actually <i>Roman Holiday</i>, but that didn't sound as good.Susan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823111.post-8369897066145781322011-04-18T06:34:00.000-04:002011-04-18T06:34:27.403-04:00<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><strong>You Can't Always Get What You Want</strong></span><br />
Have you ever rented a car? 90% of the time they don't have the car you reserved and they give you a different one. "Sorry, but we're out of compacts...but we've got an 8 cylinder Chrysler Behemoth instead!" What is the point of reserving if you don't get what you reserved? Can you imagine this happening in other businesses?<br />
<ul><li>"Sorry, we ran out of roast beef sandwiches, so I brought you tuna salad."</li>
<li>"We don't have those jeans in a size 8, but here's a size 16!"</li>
<li>"We didn't have any blonde dye left, so I made you a redhead!"</li>
<li>"Well, we ran out of King sized bed rooms, but we have this great bunk bed room for your honeymoon!"</li>
<li>"I didn't know how to do that little Chinese character you wanted tatooed on your back, so I did Hello Kitty, but I gave you an extra large one to make up for it!"</li>
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Oh, and while I'm here, how does Just For Men haircolour know what colour to make your hair? They only have 4 colours! I wish I were a man just to see if it worked. I know I could try it anyway, but I don't have any grey hair yet. Not for lack of trying.Susan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823111.post-69482816155223419262011-04-14T09:22:00.000-04:002011-04-14T09:22:06.815-04:00<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><strong>Susan Clarke`s Violent Torpedo of Behavioural Interview Questions</strong></span><br />
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I have several job interviews a week. Talking about my self for an hour at a time a few times a week feels like a version of Charlie Sheen's Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour. Love me. LOVE ME!!!!!!! I'm Awesome! "I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total … rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."<br />
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And sometimes I feel like Tom from the movie Office Space: " I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"<br />
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It`s really exhausting talking about yourself. I begin to forget which anecdotes I have told and which bon mots I have used. I do enjoy dressing up in nice clothes again instead of bleach stained black cotton.<br />
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Most of the jobs are in Internal Communications for Megacorporations (because that`s how I roll, beeyotch!), but I did interview for (and would love) to run an instore cooking school. (Sadly the pay wold be much less, but it would be very satisfying I think). I ran across this and without talking too much about Charlie Sheen, I do like it and find it inspiration should I teach cooking:<br />
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So Ice Prince and I have been hanging out for March Break. You may wonder what we've been up to. He plays a lot of video games. He's checkmated me at chess 9 times out of 10. And we're writing a book! It's going to be awesome. It's an ABC book about a mom who's telling her kid to go to sleep, but he keeps making noise and doing crazy things. Do you think R is for Rastarfarians works? Oh and this afternoon we (by his request) will be playing Iron Chef. The secret ingredient is.....ZUCCHINI!<br />
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So Ice Prince is 10 now and developing some major attitude. Is it his teen hormones kicking in? What if he's a teen when I hit menopause? Maybe I could take his excess hormones to replace my depleting ones. We could have a dialysis machine. Suppose that would work better with a girl teen...not sure I want testosterone, although maybe I might get a six pack. The only six pack I have right now can be returned for deposit.<br />
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(Real son, not as pictured.<br />
That's Mark Lester)<br />
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<strong>Holy Cow P.S.!</strong> Mark Lester portrayed Oliver in the movie from which the title of this post was taken. Well guess what!<br />
"Lester was a close friend of <a href="http://www.blogger.com/wiki/Michael_Jackson"><span style="color: #0645ad;">Michael Jackson</span></a> from 1982 until Jackson's death in 2009, and Jackson chose him to be <a href="http://www.blogger.com/wiki/Godparent" title="Godparent"><span style="color: #0645ad;">godfather</span></a> to the children. In August 2009, Lester gave an interview to the British tabloid newspaper <i><a href="http://www.blogger.com/wiki/News_of_the_World"><span style="color: #0645ad;">News of the World</span></a></i>, claiming that he could be the biological father of Paris Katherine Jackson, the late singer's daughter. Lester claimed to have been a <a href="http://www.blogger.com/wiki/Sperm_donation" title="Sperm donation"><span style="color: #0645ad;">sperm donor</span></a> for Jackson in 1996, and announced that he was willing to take a <a href="http://www.blogger.com/wiki/Parental_testing" title="Parental testing"><span style="color: #0645ad;">paternity test</span></a> to determine whether he was the father."<br />
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OMG, everybody!Susan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823111.post-42544890935890879022011-03-15T06:48:00.001-04:002011-03-15T11:34:03.557-04:00<strong><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">A-ha!</span></strong><br />
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So Charlie Sheen has not yet responded to my intern application and yesterday was the deadline for his reply. Guess it's back to banks and insurance companies for me. <br />
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Oh! New internet sensation Rebecca Black's video Friday is making the rounds. Have a listen. Oh, please do, it's worth it. It'll make you feel like it's 1985 again! Now... do you think it's better than Robin Sparkles?<em> </em>It's Video Smackdown!<br />
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This made me laugh. I think the sandwich was my favourite part.<br />
<a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/clips/p00dxtxf/misery_bear_misery_bear_goes_to_work/">http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/clips/p00dxtxf/misery_bear_misery_bear_goes_to_work/</a>Susan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823111.post-21607073718323335852011-02-28T06:08:00.000-05:002011-02-28T06:08:24.912-05:00<strong><span style="font-size: large;">Today is the first day of my next (yet to be determined) new adventure</span></strong><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-rVMrSPF6UF0/TWuBX5wM31I/AAAAAAAAANs/KFTNECcaPG4/s1600/funny-pictures-cat-wears-shades.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" l6="true" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-rVMrSPF6UF0/TWuBX5wM31I/AAAAAAAAANs/KFTNECcaPG4/s320/funny-pictures-cat-wears-shades.jpeg" width="239" /></a></div>So it's 5:45. Normally, I would be catching the first subway train to the cafe right now. Instead, I'm watching Mary Tyler Moore reruns in my housecoat. Don't worry, I won't become lazy and luxurious. I'm heading in to the cafe around 8 am and I'll hang around a bit to make sure Silvia's doing alright. Then I will be heading to Ice Prince's school to watch him compete in the public speaking finals! This is amazing because:<br />
1. I have the freedom to attend something in the middle of the day!<br />
2. Ice Prince is excelling in public speaking! (Okay, to anyone who has met him, this is no surprise whatsoever. Getting him to STOP talking about stuff he loves would be an achievement.)<br />
3. He actually wants me to go despite my ongoing threat to bring a foam finger. <br />
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5:55 am and I wold normally be turning on the ovens and mixing the muffins. And I'm sitting here in my housecoat watching Mary Tyler Moore. I'm going to turn on some coffee (yes, the same Reunion Island coffee, once you try it you can't go back).<br />
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It's raining outside, which I love. (Raining inside, not so much.)<br />
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I read in the Eye Weekly paper that a 39 year old elephant at the Toronto Zoo was euthanized because she had arthritis in her feet. If anyone from the Toronto Zoo asks about me, please pretend you haven't seen me. Thanks.Susan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823111.post-47280762535510121642011-02-03T13:40:00.000-05:002011-02-03T13:40:09.514-05:00<a href="http://senorgif.memebase.com/2011/01/28/funny-gifs-scream-for-ice-cream/"><img alt="Come On, Scream for Ice Cream Gif - Come On, Scream for Ice Cream" class="event-item-lol-image" height="201" src="http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/icecreamp1.gif" title="Come On, Scream for Ice Cream Gif - Come On, Scream for Ice Cream" width="400" /></a><br />
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So maybe you're here because you saw that the Cafe was closing and you wanted to keep in touch with me, Susan, as I ease back into civilian life. Welcome!<br />
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I used to blog daily before we opened the cafe. I'd lke to get back into it.<br />
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I am currently interviewing for jobs in Internal Communications Management, which is what I spent 10 years doing. I've had two face to face interviews I am pretty psyched about, so we'll see how those pan out.<br />
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Feel free to dig around in the archives. I'm a little <i>verklempt</i>. Talk amongst yourselves.Susan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823111.post-39883966297733265832011-01-12T18:45:00.000-05:002011-01-12T18:45:17.568-05:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cukoQTlig4s/TS485_7lpfI/AAAAAAAAANA/p-l1HNMwYyw/s1600/soplanb128519256636250000.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="212" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cukoQTlig4s/TS485_7lpfI/AAAAAAAAANA/p-l1HNMwYyw/s320/soplanb128519256636250000.jpg" width="320" /></a><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Back, like a Bad Rash. </b></span><br />
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So I'm back blogging. It's been about two years. So what's happened in the meantime?<br />
<ul><li>I turned 40. With little fanfare. I wanted fanfare! But we were busy..</li>
<li>I opened a cafe. It's wonderful, it's horrible.</li>
<li> My older cat died (Mel).</li>
<li>My younger cat got older. </li>
<li>Ice Prince turned 10. </li>
<li>I got one grey hair which promptly fell out. No more followed.</li>
<li>I haven't dyed my hair ONCE.</li>
<li>I chopped off all my hair. Then I grew it back.</li>
<li>I lost weight. I gained weight. Lather, rinse, repeat.</li>
<li>I lost contact with many friends. Which makes me sad.</li>
<li>I laughed, I cried. I went through all the emotions. It was much better than <i>Cats</i>..</li>
</ul>Anyhow, I am in a period of reinvention. I have a secret. (We've sold the cafe. Sssshhhh....We'll be announcing it soon.) So I'm looking for a new job. Anyone need me? <br />
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Oh, there are lots of reasons involving money and time and security and stuff. I'm mostly okay with it, although it is bittersweet.<br />
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So, we're caught up now. How have YOU been? You're looking good. Have you been working out?Susan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823111.post-89118476947098487952011-01-10T10:35:00.000-05:002011-01-10T10:35:16.660-05:00<div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ice Queen is Back! And talking about...SPORTS?!</span></strong></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cukoQTlig4s/TSslgR718rI/AAAAAAAAAM8/_TQ_6YcpZxE/s1600/sports-pictures-semenov-may-shoots-scores.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" n4="true" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cukoQTlig4s/TSslgR718rI/AAAAAAAAAM8/_TQ_6YcpZxE/s320/sports-pictures-semenov-may-shoots-scores.jpeg" width="320" /></a><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The bitch is back, so let's start off slowly, shall we?</span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Why do they have fights in hockey, but not so much in other team sports? Is it because they drop their gloves to signify the start of a fight and other teams sports don't require gloves? If two soccer players got in a fight, would they only be allowed to use their feet?</span></div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br />
</div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">These are the questions that keep me awake at night.</span></div>Susan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823111.post-3534693447190545582008-02-12T18:38:00.000-05:002008-02-12T18:39:30.766-05:00<B>Again.</B><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cukoQTlig4s/R7IuEkPs3NI/AAAAAAAAAGg/-VfO3sdI7A4/s1600-h/snocam.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cukoQTlig4s/R7IuEkPs3NI/AAAAAAAAAGg/-VfO3sdI7A4/s400/snocam.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5166242378531265746" /></a>Susan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823111.post-39971170455637900202008-01-31T18:21:00.000-05:002008-01-31T18:23:42.040-05:00Ice Queen a hit on Cheezburger!<br /><br /><a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/23/funny-pictures-then-fell-in-sea-of-gallilee">Checkout de funniez.</a>Susan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823111.post-27112989348179596302008-01-20T23:14:00.000-05:002008-01-20T23:22:12.688-05:00<B>Save your forks, 'cause we got apple pie</B><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cukoQTlig4s/R5Qc1udbBfI/AAAAAAAAAGY/ZNiSaKB5Dx0/s1600-h/DSCN0141.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cukoQTlig4s/R5Qc1udbBfI/AAAAAAAAAGY/ZNiSaKB5Dx0/s320/DSCN0141.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157779182576141810" /></a><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cukoQTlig4s/R5Qci-dbBeI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/A6eJc4Lmwvc/s1600-h/DSCN0139.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cukoQTlig4s/R5Qci-dbBeI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/A6eJc4Lmwvc/s320/DSCN0139.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5157778860453594594" /></a><br /><br />This is what I made in Baking class. It rocks, eh? One step close to Freedom 55, where I open my cafe: Bisous. Investors welcome. Meanwhile in about a year, I plan to freelance, supplying desserts to local cafes.Susan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823111.post-5498059401719850202008-01-19T09:26:00.001-05:002008-01-19T09:36:48.480-05:00<B>Nothin' in My Noggin!</B><br />So it's Saturday and I'm in the in between period between the old job and the new job. I finished everything well, so I don't have any worries about unfinished projects. And all I know about the new one is I'm on a project team that will start meeting in February. So right now there's nothing much in my brain, and it's a weird feeling. And I get a laptop, and possibly a RIM. <br /><br />So at my farewell lunch yesterday, someone said they would miss my counter culture subversiveness. (Hey, in a bank it's not that tough to be quirky.) I hope the new department appreciates that. Maybe I should be a freelance subversive. I'll try not to wear the tiara on the first day, otherwise I'm just going to be myself.<br /><br />Reminder to all that my 40th birthday is on New Year's Eve, so be prepared to receive an invitaion to something in about six months. I probably won't do it on New Year's Eve proper because everyone always claims they'll be available, and the no one is when it rolls around. So plan ahead! I'm only going to turn 40 once. Also any party suggestions are welcome.<br /><br />Okay, Colin tells me that our board game intermission is over, so I have to go.Susan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823111.post-65186746295725098452008-01-17T11:31:00.000-05:002008-01-17T11:33:43.708-05:00<B>My Gift To You: Steven Banks</B><br /><br />I made this list for a friend at work, but I will share:<br /><br />Because you tube only allows you to put up 10 minutes of video per part, this is divided into 7 parts. It was first broadcast as a one hour special on HBO in 1989. Watch in order. SO funny, especially if you like old rock and rock. Even Colin thought it was hilarious.<br /><br />Fun fact: Since 2004, Steven Banks has been Head Writer for SpongeBob Squarepants. He is also best friends with Penn from the gross-out magic duo Penn and Teller.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62EePXzshX8">Part One</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W47pc0D722A&feature=related">Part Two</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbVHaHxqE2Q&feature=related">Part Three</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2yKKlJDdvE&feature=related">Part Four</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKYX03Hfw40&feature=related">Part Five</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4eVzIsXwBc&feature=related">Part Six</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYxobCVQHSo&feature=related">Part Seven</a>Susan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823111.post-31927545861135641222008-01-17T09:30:00.000-05:002008-01-17T09:32:57.659-05:00<B>I’m With the Band</B><br />Meme from Joey the Accordion Guy, via lots of other people<br />How to make you Dadaist hypothetical album cover.<br />1. The first article title on the Wikipedia Random Articles page is the name of your band. <br />2. The last four words of the very last quotation on the Random Quotations page is the title of your album. <br />3. The third picture in Flickr's Interesting Photos From The Last 7 Days will be your album cover. <br />4. Use your graphics programme of choice to throw them together, and post the result. <br /><br />I don't have time to make the links. Go to <a href="http://www.joeydevilla.com">Joey</a> and get them.<br /><br />Here’s mine and it ROCKS! What are the odds of me getting a female band name, a female quote and a female picture? It’s fate! I must start this band. What’s YOUR album cover?<br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cukoQTlig4s/R49m1-dbBdI/AAAAAAAAAGI/IfmmqtEYac8/s1600-h/toda+copy.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cukoQTlig4s/R49m1-dbBdI/AAAAAAAAAGI/IfmmqtEYac8/s320/toda+copy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5156453175848011218" /></a>Susan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823111.post-91307733992861841442008-01-16T07:22:00.000-05:002008-01-16T07:44:00.300-05:00<B>Ice Prince Dances!</B><br />The song he is dancing to is The Pie Song from the movie Waitress. I began singing it to him as a lullaby and he loves it.<br /><object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F6chYemkESU"> </param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F6chYemkESU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"> </embed> </object>Susan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823111.post-25428550165158114142008-01-14T09:02:00.000-05:002008-01-14T09:29:46.936-05:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cukoQTlig4s/R4ttH-dbBcI/AAAAAAAAAGA/UVJm9f8Lw2w/s1600-h/micromanagingc128402345116120000.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cukoQTlig4s/R4ttH-dbBcI/AAAAAAAAAGA/UVJm9f8Lw2w/s200/micromanagingc128402345116120000.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155334182248580546" /></a><B>Take This Job And…Pack It In Big Plastic Boxes To Move</B><br /><br />Welcome to my last week at my job. I have loaded my mp3 player with lots of related songs and I thought, “Why not share the bounty?”<br /><br />So if you would like one of my “Ice Queen Moves On” CDs, leave me a comment in the message board, including the one thing you think I should do during my last week here. The track list is eclectic, to say the least.<br /><br />And if you’d like to recommend any songs about leaving, starting over, moving on, etc, please do. Always looking for new stuff.<br /><br />Speaking of which, thanks to the people on Facebook’s Compare People who voted me Best Body, but what’s with not voting me Best Taste in Music? Doesn’t everyone appreciate 80’s music and novelty songs?<br /><br />Oh, yeah, the new job. Still at the Behemoth. Still Communications Manager, new department. Extra week of vacation. Little bit more pay (probably amounts to a Grande Skinny Mocha Latte per week, which I must add are fantastic and only 90 calories at Starbucks. )To be located near St Patrick Station. So if you have any lunch or shop recommendation for that area (Art Gallery, Queen West) bring ‘em on.<br /><br />In other news, my new camera has a half decent movie camera, so I may try a video post one of these days.<br /><br />One last thing: We saw the movie Once on Saturday. You must see it. The music is amazing, especially “Falling Slowly”. It seems very Kevin Fox-esque. Which is a good thing.Susan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823111.post-76406726172767767662008-01-10T11:57:00.000-05:002008-01-10T12:04:18.235-05:00<B>Quitting: Not Another New Year's Resolution</B><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cukoQTlig4s/R4ZPNedbBZI/AAAAAAAAAFo/K4FVVxkJ3sQ/s1600-h/thisyearIres128438768640262500.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cukoQTlig4s/R4ZPNedbBZI/AAAAAAAAAFo/K4FVVxkJ3sQ/s400/thisyearIres128438768640262500.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5153893916505474450" /></a>I have a bad habit of thinking twice about quitting.<br /><br />I remember when I quit my Master’s (Library and Information Science) I felt so guilty. I can’t quit something! That’s just wrong! I’m weak. I’m a bad person. No one will respect me. Turns out everyone cheered when I quit – no one thought I was the librarian type.<br /><br />So I have a week and a half (less) until I start my new job and I’m feeling the same feelings. Yes, it’s the right decision. Absolutely. But I still feel like a quitter. Will they survive without me? Of course! It wouldn’t be as much fun around here, but I am planning on posting a photo essay on my cubicle entitled: “Hair today, gone tomorrow: A retrospective of Susan’s hair colour and weight over the past 10 years.”<br /><br />So what else has happened since we last spoke? Chef School ROCKS. I got an A in Food Theory and I completed Southern Italian Cooking (an no-grade course.) Next up: Basic Baking which I start on Sunday. I figured that it’s easier to freelance with baked goods than with Hollandaise. Although I do love the term “monter au beurre” – it sounds dirty!<br /><br />For Christmas I got a set of Lagostina pots and pans and for my birthday I got a big ass red enamel Kitchenaid roaster. It’s like a work of art!<br /><br />I have managed to stay out of the Forest of Darkness, although I got pretty close right before New Year’s. So far 2008 is shaping up to be great, so I think there are no worries there.<br /><br />More later. I have to start the new posting somewhere, right?Susan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3823111.post-25453024630646394772007-10-05T10:26:00.000-04:002007-10-05T10:30:11.708-04:00<strong>Merry Catmas from The Office</strong><br />Catmas is the brainchild of evil genius <a href="http://www.joeydevilla.com">Joey DeVilla</a><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cukoQTlig4s/RwZJvLgkhjI/AAAAAAAAAFg/FKGZbx0p4UA/s1600-h/this-meeting-is-over.jpe"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cukoQTlig4s/RwZJvLgkhjI/AAAAAAAAAFg/FKGZbx0p4UA/s400/this-meeting-is-over.jpe" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5117859101445228082" /></a>Susan Clarkehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15782235208555946208noreply@blogger.com0